12 4 / 2014

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12 4 / 2014

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

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12 4 / 2014

12 4 / 2014

solidpoop:

in case ur feeling down, here’s a pic of a very happy seth rogen and a dog named boo

solidpoop:

in case ur feeling down, here’s a pic of a very happy seth rogen and a dog named boo

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12 4 / 2014

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11 4 / 2014

westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

image

just love

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11 4 / 2014

stac:

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I’m dying for some wood.
You look like a hard worker. I know an opening you can fill.
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I’ve got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Are you a taxidermist? Okay, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Do these feel real to you?
If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package?
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but you’re going down under.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.
I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.
I bolded my favorites. But the others are shit.
luvs-jade zero-for-starters i-love-mmfd irisalandra I dunno who else to tag. Shorn-ah? endemictoearth I kind of didn’t want to share this so that I could use them in a fic but I just had to.
Link [ X ] which has pictures to accompany the lines.

stac:

  • Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
  • I know why they call it a beaver. Because I’m dying for some wood.
  • You look like a hard worker. I know an opening you can fill.
  • You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
  • I’ve got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
  • I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
  • Are you a taxidermist? Okay, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
  • Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
  • I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
  • Do these feel real to you?
  • If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package?
  • My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
  • Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but you’re going down under.
  • That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.
  • I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.

I bolded my favorites. But the others are shit.

luvs-jade zero-for-starters i-love-mmfd irisalandra I dunno who else to tag. Shorn-ah? endemictoearth I kind of didn’t want to share this so that I could use them in a fic but I just had to.

Link [ X ] which has pictures to accompany the lines.

11 4 / 2014

ONE DIRECTION’s next single is ready to hit the shelves and we can exclusively reveal it will be You & I.

The track, which goes on sale on May 25, is written by the same team that worked with the lads on Story Of My Life.

The cover shows the boys making their way along Clevedon Pier in Somerset.

And fans are in for an extra dollop of 1D because the single download will also feature LIAM PAYNE’s first-ever remix. (x)

(Source: harrystylesno, via potterologist)

10 4 / 2014

10 4 / 2014

goldenruless:

What she says

goldenruless:

What she says

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